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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent. Charles Caleb Colton
tuesday giving victory
Tuesday's victory was big. But it did nothing more than level the playing field and give you a shot. Take it. Charles Krauthammer
tuesday want scripts
Dictum on television scripts: We don't want it good - we want it Tuesday. Denis Norden
tuesday
I'm up in the Senate most Tuesdays when they're in session. Dick Cheney
tuesday different watches
For instance, when I go to the premiere on Tuesday I probably won't watch the film at all - I'll be watching the audience just to see their reaction to different moments, what I'm doing right and what I'm doing wrong, stuff like that. Devon Sawa
tuesday
She didn't say anything, but you could tell it got to her. She didn't say anything about it, but Tuesday night, in the Cedar Ridge game, you could see it. At the end, she was unstoppable. Patrick Ford
tuesday abuse trials
In the trial of Saddam Hussein on Tuesday, witnesses emotionally testified about the abuse the former dictator inflicted on them. Afterward, a tearful Saddam said, 'Ah, good times.' Amy Poehler
tuesday wednesday dies
I live for Tuesdays, and die by Wednesdays. David Cook
tuesday snow feelings
On Tuesday, when it hails and snows, The feeling on me grows and grows That hardly anybody knows If those are these or these are those. A. A. Milne
tuesday helping cute-winnie-the-pooh
You can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right; but spelling isn't everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn't count. A. A. Milne
thursday
Thursday? Oh no, it can't be! It's too gruesome. Audrey Hepburn
thursday win
If we didn't win this game, Thursday would have been pretty insignificant. Richard Midgley
thursday life-is turns
I wasn't sure what day it was because life is meaningless. Turns out it's Thursday. The thing about life still applies. Friedrich Nietzsche
thursday
Thursday is going to be a very, very competitive night, Brad Adgate
thursday gone week
Thursday come, and the week's gone. George Herbert