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funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
funny mankind maybe mystery order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
funny half opening written year
Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
dog football gave good job kids line offensive physical running stuck
Our offensive line really showed up. Our kids were physical and we did a good job of running the football. Alma gave us some things out of our Dog formation. That's what we stuck with and it worked.
dogs guys kids named people special streets
People named their dogs and their kids Kirby. You name streets after guys like that, and they did that, he's just a special guy. Gary Gaetti
dogs fun love people
People love their dogs like they love their children. You want your dogs to have fun like your kids.
dogs members nowadays people seen treat
People nowadays don't treat their dogs as property. Dogs are seen as members of the family.
dogs focus pounds save sleep
Our focus is to save dogs in shelters and pounds that are going to be put to sleep and find them homes.
dogs escapes leave man mistrust others time
Others mistrust and say: "But time escapes - live now or never!" He said: "What's time? Leave Now for dogs and apes - Man has For ever Robert Browning
dogs ease fears foster hardest knows takes work
Rena takes our hardest cases. You can't foster these dogs with just anyone. She knows how to work with them and ease their fears through touch.
dogs hopes ill physician whom
Physician -- One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.
dog facing focusing honorable issue man means midst red wrong
Red Dog is a very honorable man and he means a lot to Scouting. Focusing on removing him in the midst of the other issue we are facing is the wrong thing to do.
ex-boyfriend tweet proof
On tour, its either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. Youre just looking for any proof that youre not completely alone. Chelsea Peretti
ex-boyfriend lasts five
I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count. Jasper Fforde
ex-boyfriend periods unspoken-rules
You never date someone's ex-boyfriend. Period. That's not even the unspoken rule - that's the spoken rule. Eva Longoria
ex-boyfriend mean thinking
And if I'm being honest, I don't think I have an ex-boyfriend who would have something mean to say about me. Fiona Apple
ex-boyfriend alive rats
Nick as in my former boyfriend Nick. Ex-rat, ex-boyfriend, ex-alive if I ever got hold of him Nick. Kim Harrison
ex-boyfriend paris watches
I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.' Paris Hilton
ex-boyfriend surfing pushing
I've surfed once in the gulf. I wouldn't really call it surfing. It was like an ex-boyfriend pushing me into the waves or something. That was my limited experience. Margaret Brown
ex-boyfriend funny-relationship night
My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma. Jo Brand
ex-boyfriend finished exes
For me, once I've worked on something and it's finished, it's like an ex-boyfriend: you don't go back to them. Michelle Ryan