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funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
funny jesus humorous
I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ was President. Charlie Chaplin
funny friendship humor
To help a friend in need is easy, but to give him your time is not always opportune. Charlie Chaplin
funny good-morning laughter
A day without laughter is a day wasted. Charlie Chaplin
funny life courage
Life can be wonderful if you're not afraid of it. All it takes is courage, imagination ... and a little dough Charlie Chaplin
funny science weather
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. Charles Dudley Warner
funny artist canvas
A great artist can paint a great picture on a small canvas. Charles Dudley Warner
funny travel air
I wouldn't mind dying for France, but not for Air France. Charles de Gaulle
funny humor church
Hearing Mass is the ceremony I most favor during my travels. Church is the only place where someone speaks to me and I do not have to answer back. Charles de Gaulle
hangover men cures
The best cure for a hangover is something one straight man can't do for another straight man. Ben Affleck
hangover hands rose
I've got a hangover!" "No, you hit your head on the floor," Sophie said. Howl rose up on his hands and knees with a scramble. "I can't stay," he said. "I've got to rescue that fool Sophie." "I'm here!" Sophie shook his shoulder. "But so is Mis Angorian! Get up and do something about her! Diana Wynne Jones
hangover fool sophie
I've got a hangover." "No, you hit your head on the floor." "I can't stay. I've got to rescue that fool Sophie. Diana Wynne Jones
hangover mind trying
Try to keep your mind. Try not to eat bad, try not to wake up with too bad of a hangover. Cass McCombs
hangover grease cures
Grease is the only cure for a hangover. Cameron Diaz
hangover purses indiana
It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one. Alan Garner
hangover school chuck-e-cheese
Im not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school or a Chuck E. Cheese. Alan Garner
hangover mean mirrors
When every day became a hangover and when you look at yourself in the mirror and go 'I don't like how you're coming across to people.' and when every day just started to feel the same. After the 50th shag, it doesn't mean so much anymore. Brian Molko
hangover thinking black
I don't think I have written a poem when I was completely sober. But I have written a few good ones or a few bad ones under the hammer of a black hangover when I didn't know whether another drink or a blade would be the best thing. Charles Bukowski
pregnancy female realizing
In the pregnancy process I have come to realize how much of the burden is on the female partner. She's got a construction zone going on in her belly. Al Roker
pregnancy camels riding
Love and pregnancy and riding on a camel cannot be hid Dave Barry
pregnancy animal technology
We really kind of pioneered a technology here at Fossil Rim where we use ultrasound on both our white rhinos and black rhinos and we can even document pregnancy in animals at about 30 days. Bruce Williams
pregnancy parent musician
Our parents were musicians. Caroline Corr
pregnancy thinking water
I don't really have any different cravings from the ones that I had before. I've always liked food that is not good for you, and I still do. But I think I've been really good with eating healthy. I think probably the biggest thing is french fries, but that's nothing new. Right now, I'm trying to force myself to drink water with lemon. Bo-ring. Beyonce Knowles
pregnancy sacrifice thinking
Yes, I will probably be that way. I am sure I will. I think that it shouldn't stop you. I think of course my life is going to change, and I definitely will make sacrifices, but you know, I think I will be able to bring hopefully my little rider with me. Beyonce Knowles
pregnancy ethics morality
The rules of morality are not the conclusion of our reason. David Hume
pregnancy play important
Diet plays in my opinion an important role during pregnancy David Downing
pregnancy waiting why-not
Christina Aguilera finally announced her pregnancy. Thanks for waiting until your third trimester to get the word out—why not just wait until you’re crowning? Chelsea Handler