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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
believe people challenges
I'm used to people not paying me a whole lot of attention and underestimating me and, frankly, for me a big challenge is to have people believe that I can be the president of the United States. Carol Moseley Braun
believe america people
I believe that our message of rebuilding America is one that will resonate with the American people.
believe people rumor
I don't have the time to steal other people's material even if I wanted to. The reason why these rumors got started is that I don't really contest them because I don't believe they deserve contesting. I really don't. Carlos Mencia
believe people looks
God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.
believe moving hostile
I don't believe in hostile moves. I don't believe they carry any value. Carlos Ghosn
believe dont-believe
Don't believe what I say. Believe what I do.
believe warrior faces
... when confronted with unusual life situations... A warrior acts as if nothing had ever happened, because he doesn't believe in anything, yet he accepts everything at its face value. Carlos Castaneda
believe mind arrogance
What is wrong with us human beings, and has been wrong since time immemorial, is that without ever stating it in so many words, we believe that we have entered the realm of immortality. We behave as if we are never going to die - an infantile arrogance. But even more injurious than this sense of immortality is what comes with it : the sense that we can engulf this inconcievable universe with our minds.
believe presidential campaigns
Even at the end of a presidential election campaign, we have no way to know what Mitt Romney really believes. Carl Bernstein
nfl gentleman perception
I found out that changing the perception of myself and the NFL, and reestablishing the notion of being a gentleman was important to me. Dhani Jones
nfl six-packs cold
Trade him for a six pack; it doesn't even have to be cold. Buddy Ryan
nfl taste sides
In the NFL a lot of times everyone gets caught up in the business side of things. For them it's all about money and it really leaves a sour taste in your mouth. Brett Favre
nfl promise best-football
If I can change than anyone can change. I promise you that.
nfl perfect best-football
Every day is not perfect.
nfl special wisconsin
Wisconsin's a special place.
nfl long late
I can be in the NFL as long as any other back. I went late in the draft because no one thought I could do it. Brandon Jacobs
nfl office leader
Every new generation of LGBT Americans needs to be inspired by leaders who come out — whether in Congress, the nonprofit sector, the NFL, or corner offices of Fortune 100 companies, Anthony Romero
nfl done foundation
Hopefully I can finish my degree before I get done playing and work with my foundation. Calvin Johnson