Famous Quotes & Sayings

Bill Cosby

I know people are tired of me not saying anything, but a guy doesn’t have to answer to innuendos,

C. S. Lewis

The old field of space, time, matter, and the senses is to be weeded, dug, and sown for a new crop. We may be tired of that old field: God is not.

Carrie Vaughn

You know, I'm sick and tired of people pointing rifles at me.

Carrie Brownstein

I got kind of tired of playing, I think. But I think it will be part of my life again, maybe.

Kobe Bryant

I was a little tired at the end, but I was motivated.

Bill Hicks

I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.

Sean Mallon

I was really confident. At first, it was right on line. But I must have been more tired than I thought. I didn't give it enough leg.

Kim Smith

It disrupts everything. Work, babysitters, (we're) just tired of it.

Carlos Rogers

If I wasn't tired and could get some words out of my mouth, I'd still say something then.

Mike McCoy

Some of these are sick so it's a long trip already." ()

Billy Corgan

I'm attacking the pomposity that says this is more valuable than that. I'm sick of that.

Bill Engvall

I called my pilot 2 weeks before I flew and asked him, I don't want to get sick, what should I eat? He said, Peanut Butter. I said, If I eat peanut butter then I won't get sick? He said, no, but it tastes the same comin' up as it does goin' down.

Cecelia Ahern

Love can change us beyond recognition, we become love-sick, soft-eyed jelly-bellied fools.

Carrie Fisher

You're only as sick as your secrets. Either it comes out their way or my way. I talk about myself behind my back. And I'm funny about it.

Bill Burr

I'm also disappointed in the Democrats that Hillary [Clintom] was the best they could get - It just keeps going back to Bush's and Clinton's - I'm sick of 'em! Even Jeb [Bush] was hanging in there for a minute.

Dave McGinnis

I'm sick for him and sick for this team.

Reggie Ball

I am healthy. I am healthy. I am not sick anymore,

Jimmy Rollins

Keep him sick all year long. I have this new virus, Ryan, I want you to try it.

Jeffrey Kelson

Remember, you don't want to have any more correspondence with the IRS than is necessary.

Laurence J. Peter

Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form

Frank Degen

You can be looking at 25 percent of the tax that is owed, plus all the interest. If you don't pay then the IRS can take some pretty Draconian measures.

Dave Barry

It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta

Dave Barry

Why can't Americans do their own taxes? Because the federal Tax Code is out of control, that's why. It's gigantic and insanely complex, and it gets worse all the time. Nobody has ever read the whole thing. IRS workers are afraid to go into the same ROOM with it.

Bob Thaves

When you come into the world you have nothing... when you leave you have nothing... and in between there's the IRS.

Michael Moriarty

Obama's IRS is not the IRS I've ever known for over seventy years as an American citizen.

Don Roberts

The IRS could question the issuance of the W-2,

Fred Daily

The IRS suspects there's something wrong, or they wouldn't have picked you to start with. Taxpayers just prolong the process.