Famous Quotes & Sayings

C. S. Forester

I thank God daily for the good fortune of my birth, for I am certain I would have made a miserable peasant.

Eartha Kitt

Thank God you've got a sense of humor, or you'd be in trouble.

Denzel Washington

Thank God in advance for what's already yours.

Edward Leigh

Thank God there aren't 1.6 billion Trumps.

Charlie Daniels

I just thank God I can make a living doing something I enjoy as much as I do playing music.

Belle Boyd

I thank god that I can say on my death bed that I am a virtuous woman.

Ricky Gervais

When someone thanks God, I don't get offended.

Dean Rusk

When you solve a problem, you ought to thank God and go on to the next one.

Allen Ginsberg

Thank God I am not God! Thank God I am not God!

Dave Barry

I have a friend named Doris who argues, on good authority, that the single biggest cause of global warming is menopause.

David Talbot

Journalism is not just a cause, its also a wacky profession.

Kevin McCarthy

We are lowering our future revenue estimates modestly, which causes a slight decline in our earnings-per-share assumptions. Our fourth-quarter earnings estimate now is $1.45, down a penny, and our 2001 estimate is $4.90, down from $4.95.

Legal Maxim

Where the law is most strictly administered, it sometimes causes the greatest wrong

David Givens

When you start to see the emotional muscles contracting, you know there's some attraction. The muscles of the face are definitely emotional. The upper trapezius muscle is emotional, which causes you to flex your head and your shoulders.

Aiden Wilson Tozer

Every advance that we make for God and for His cause must be made at our inconvenience. If it does not inconvenience us at all, there is no cross in it.

Bo Burnham

I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.

Billy Gibbons

Can't do it, simply cause underneath 'em is too ugly.

David Hume

Nothing exists without a cause, the original cause of this universe we call God.

Charles Caleb Colton

Some reputed saints that have been canonized ought to have been cannonaded.

Carlos Ruiz Zafon

One can convert only a sinner, never a saint.

Bernard of Clairvaux

If you would know whether you have made a good confession, ask yourself I you have resolved to abandon your sins.

Bella Freud

My earliest influences were Coco Chanel and Yves Saint Laurent.

Alexandre Dumas

I am a Count, Not a Saint.

Bret Harte

Each lost day has its patron saint!

Brennan Manning

A saint is not someone who is good but who experiences the goodness of God.

Brett Favre

I grew up a Saints fan, an hour from the Superdome.

English Proverbs

What is impossible to God? Not that which is difficult to His power, but that which is contrary to His nature.