Famous Quotes & Sayings

Thomas Foran

Some of the bravest and the best men of all the world, certainly in law enforcement, have made their contributions while they were undercover.

Genevieve Gorder

I had been to the South many times and I thought I knew what the South was, but not until you live with people and live through their lives do you know what it's really about.

Jim Fiebig

There is a wonder in reading Braille that the sighted will never know: to touch words and have them touch you back.

Marc Jacobs

Sofia is so active, and she made The Virgin Suicides, which I thought was great - all these things are inspiring to me, not in terms of creating a particular dress, but just in terms of knowing that there is this type of woman out there.

Freeman Thomas

We think there's a huge opportunity in smaller vehicles. Smaller vehicles done in an American way.

Tommy Hilfiger

You want to look fashionable and put-together, not like you hit every sale rack this season.

Calvin Klein

Women's Wear Daily can do more than any other publication to establish a designer.

Calvin Klein

When I get into bed at night, I hope I don't get into it alone!

Calvin Klein

What we're doing is fun - if you have any sense of humor at all!

Charles Caleb Colton

Expect not praise without envy until you are dead.

Charles Dickens

There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets.

Charles Simmons

Good Humor is the best shield against the darts of satirical raillery

Alan Watts

The reason we want to go on and on is because we live in an impoverished present.

Alan Moore

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

David Sedaris

Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.

Dave Barry

England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria.

Dave Barry

English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son.

Dave Barry

The basic Roman ruin design is a pile of rocks with a little plaque saying "Roman Ruins" and a group of tourists frowning at it and wishing they were back at the hotel bar..