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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
saturday spending time traveling women
On Saturday afternoons today, you'll find women spending time with their families, traveling or at the gym. Jini Reynolds
saturday
He is probably 50-50 for Saturday (against California). Lute Olson
saturday staying understand within
If we're staying within the footprint, to me that's Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. With that being the footprint, why did we designate Saturday only? I don't understand that. Mike Cope
saturday strip
You'll see that Saturday just about every strip will be about 'Peanuts' in one way or another, Daryl Cagle
saturday weekend
Saturday is going to be a blast. The whole weekend is going to be a blast. Andre Agassi
saturday special
Saturday before the storm, we started evacuating people, especially those with special needs. Kevin Roy
saturday sunday wind
Saturday and Sunday don't look good. It's not big enough and the wind isn't going to be right. Jeff Clarke
saturday shed
Saturday 1923 had not been shed in vain. Gustav Krupp
saturday
There were two shipwrecks from Saturday to Sunday. Ahmedou Haye
threw
She threw up all the meat, but we couldn't find the stick. Mary Stazzone
threw time
You don't really have much time to think about it. I didn't really look at the basket. Just kind of threw it up there in desperation. Adam Haluska
threw
We didn't come to play, we got what we deserved. We threw it all over the gym. It wasn't one person. I wasn't there mentally. Devan Downey
threw
I threw it away after the first week. Jeff Burton
threw
I threw a lot in the first inning, Mark Prior
threw thrown
I thought Dani was magnificent tonight. I thought she threw as well as she's thrown in a while. Yvette Girouard
threw walked
We threw so much at her when she walked in the door. I think she's pretty prepped for the undertaking. Mary Murphy
threw
We threw it away and they went down and got a two-point lead. Rick Jackson
threw
Ha, ha! We threw one of these away. Owen Elias
towels skirts remember
Neighbors would pass, and when they honked I'd remember that I was in my Speedo. Then I'd wrap my towel like a skirt around my waist and remind my sisters that this was not girlish but Egyptian, thank you very much. David Sedaris
towels want failing
He threw in the towel before we were tested. Maybe because he didn't want to be tested. Maybe because he assumed we would fail. Maybe because, at the time, he just didn't love me enough. Emily Giffin
towel
I didn't even want to watch. I put a towel over my head. The Patriots, that's why they are the champions. Hines Ward
towels firsts patriot
I follow the Patriots, but the Steelers were my first and true love. I still have a Terrible Towel. Nathaniel Philbrick
towels discouraged feels
You know, there is always times where you feel discouraged and things coming against you, but I don't know if I ever wanted to throw in the towel. Joel Osteen
towels showers spelling
That's good. And speaking of spelling, tell me -- do you wrap your head in a towel after you shower? Nicholas Sparks
towels naked disappointed
It's not all wet towels and naked women. I was so disappointed to learn that. Kenny Rogers