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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
family blood giving
Family not only need to consist of merely those whom we share blood, but also for those whom we'd give blood.
family government community
The family is the most basic unit of government. As the first community to which a person is attached and the first authority under which a person learns to live, the family establishes society's most basic values.
family philosophy character
Accidents will occur in the best-regulated families; and in families not regulated by that pervading influence which sanctifies while it enhances... in short, by the influence of Woman, in the lofty character of Wife, they may be expected with confidence, and must be borne with philosophy.
family father son
A father's holy life is a rich legacy for his sons. Charles Spurgeon
family cooking cooking-and-love
I love cooking for myself and cooking for my family. Al Roker
family religious age
I grew up in a very religious family. I could read the Qu'ran easily at the age of five. Akhmad Kadyrov
family kids night preach pride thursday together worry
We want the kids to take pride in the Lely brand. We preach family and Thursday night we were all together and we didn't have to worry about where they were. Chris Metzger
family son said
She said I do on day 482, and gave me a son on day 761. Chris Cagle
family checks shows
I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they won't be offended. David Sedaris
mothers-day mom growing-up
I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me. Antonio Villaraigosa
mothers-day mom motherhood
No language can express the power and beauty and heroism of a mother's love. Edwin Hubbel Chapin
mothers-day mom mother
I really learned it all from mothers. Benjamin Spock
mothers-day mom daughter
It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't. Barbara Kingsolver
mothers-day mean world
MOTHER (a word that means the world to me) Eddy Arnold
mothers-day children eye
It's as if, in the mother's eyes, her smile, her stroking touch, the child first reads the message:'You are there!' Adrienne Rich
mothers-day mom daughter
A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. Agatha Christie
mothers-day wall fists
Right at the end of the big wall of vibrators, $29.95, big rubber fist. Thirty bucks! Just in time for mothers day. Doug Stanhope
mothers-day mom motherhood
By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. They are the great vacationless class. Anne Morrow Lindbergh