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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent. Charles Caleb Colton
life-is-too-short half steps
I don’t do coupons or Reeboks. Life is too short to half-step. Eddie Huang
life-is-too-short long ive-learned
What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. Denis Leary
life-is-too-short littles live-it-up
Life is too short not to live it up a little! Charles M. Schulz
life-is-too-short drinking night
Every night it's the same... I have supper in my red dish and drinking water in my yellow dish... Tonight I think I'll have my supper in the yellow dish and my drinking water in the red dish. Life is too short not to live it up a little! Charles M. Schulz
life-is-too-short life-is too-short
Life is too short not to enjoy as much of it as you can Dennis Prager
life-is-too-short bored dull
Life is too short to spend it being angry, bored, or dull. Barbara Johnson
life-is-too-short life-is-short life-being-short
Life is too short to be a boring company. Andrew Mason
life-is-too-short long would-be
Carmen hated the 'life is too short" rationalization. She thought it was one of the lamer excuses in the history of excuse-making. Whenever you did something because "life is too short not to," you could be sure life would be just long enough to punish you for it. Ann Brashares
life-is-too-short mean worry
Life is too short for mean anxieties. Charles Kingsley
life-is-short goes-on causes
Life is short so go on and live it cause the chicks dig it. Chris Cagle
life-is-short merry
I am all for the short and merry life. Edward Fitzgerald
life-is-short life-is
Life is short and so is money. Bertolt Brecht
life-is-short dumb waste
Life is short ... so why waste it doing something dumb? Aaron Swartz
life-is-short men circles
A man's longest purposes will be his best purposes. It is true, life is short and uncertain; but it is better to live on the short arc of a large circle than to describe the whole circumference of a small circle. Charles Henry Parkhurst
life-is-short long shortness
the time of life is short; To spend that shortness basely were too long. William Shakespeare
life-is-short long desire
Life is short. But desire, desire is long. Jane Hirshfield
life-is-short people unhappy
He is different, and there will be many people you love who will be unhappy with you. You don’t want them to feel you’ve dishonored them. Yes, I know how it is. But life is short. A chance for great happiness doesn’t come along all that often. Dean Koontz
life-is-short eye past
You can not bring back the past. But you certainly can not repeat it. Life is short, even if live to ninety. Live to the fullest - that's how I feel. Appreciate every moment, every hour, every day, because they do not blink of an eye, all over. I am absolutely sure that for most people their death comes as a surprise. Bruce Willis