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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
life-is-too-short bored dull
Life is too short to spend it being angry, bored, or dull. Barbara Johnson
life-is-too-short littles live-it-up
Life is too short not to live it up a little! Charles M. Schulz
life-is-too-short drinking night
Every night it's the same... I have supper in my red dish and drinking water in my yellow dish... Tonight I think I'll have my supper in the yellow dish and my drinking water in the red dish. Life is too short not to live it up a little!
life-is-too-short life-is too-short
Life is too short not to enjoy as much of it as you can Dennis Prager
life-is-too-short what-if wonder
Life is too short to be wondering, 'What if?' Charlyne Yi
life-is-too-short half steps
I don’t do coupons or Reeboks. Life is too short to half-step. Eddie Huang
life-is-too-short accomplishment energy
Remember my friend to enjoy your planning as well as your accomplishment, for life is too short for negative energy. Bruce Lee
life-is-too-short long ive-learned
What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. Denis Leary
life-is-too-short imagination littles
Life is too short to be little. You must enlarge your imagination and then act on it. Benjamin Disraeli
life-is-short dumb waste
Life is short ... so why waste it doing something dumb? Aaron Swartz
life-is-short goes-on causes
Life is short so go on and live it cause the chicks dig it. Chris Cagle
life-is-short eye past
You can not bring back the past. But you certainly can not repeat it. Life is short, even if live to ninety. Live to the fullest - that's how I feel. Appreciate every moment, every hour, every day, because they do not blink of an eye, all over. I am absolutely sure that for most people their death comes as a surprise. Bruce Willis
life-is-short long desire
Life is short. But desire, desire is long. Jane Hirshfield
life-is-short life-is
Life is short and so is money. Bertolt Brecht
life-is-short men circles
A man's longest purposes will be his best purposes. It is true, life is short and uncertain; but it is better to live on the short arc of a large circle than to describe the whole circumference of a small circle. Charles Henry Parkhurst
life-is-short people unhappy
He is different, and there will be many people you love who will be unhappy with you. You don’t want them to feel you’ve dishonored them. Yes, I know how it is. But life is short. A chance for great happiness doesn’t come along all that often. Dean Koontz
life-is-short expectations restriction
The universe has no restrictions. You place restrictions on the universe with your expectations. Deepak Chopra
life-is-short long shortness
the time of life is short; To spend that shortness basely were too long. William Shakespeare