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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
money pain believe
I believe only in money, not in love or tenderness. Love and tenderness meant only pain and suffering and defeat. I would not let it ruin me as it ruined others! I would speak only with money, hard money. Agnes Smedley
money luxury imagination
The saddest thing I can imagine is to get used to luxury.
money world absolutes
There is no such thing as absolute value in this world. You can only estimate what a thing is worth to you. Charles Dudley Warner
money war military
I predict you will sink step by step into a bottomless quagmire, however much you spend in men and money." (On Vietnam War) Charles de Gaulle
money giving grace
Riches may enable us to confer favors, but to confer them with propriety and grace requires a something that riches cannot give. Charles Caleb Colton
money evil gains
To cure us of our immoderate love of gain, we should seriously consider how many goods there are that money will not purchase, and these the best; and how many evils there are that money will not remedy, and these the worst.
money greatest-wealth want
Wealth after all is a relative thing since he that has little and wants less is richer than he that has much and wants more.
money reality
The reality is, this is where the money is at. Maribel Lopez
money
There is definitely an addiction to money that I have. Conor McGregor
pounds looks results
A full-grown manatee, which can weigh more than 1,000 pounds, looks like the result of a genetic experiment involving a walrus and the Goodyear Blimp. Dave Barry
pounds loses seasons
I'll lose about 20 pounds during the season. Bryce Harper
pounds trying
I gained about 60 pounds when I was preggers with Lil Hank, and I'm desperately trying not to do the same with our daughter. Kendra Wilkinson
pounds pork seven
I’m not much of a drinker, so I’m going to eat seven pounds of pork. Billy Bob Thornton
pounds weighed
She weighed 16 pounds when we got here when she should have weighed 45.
pounds care take-care
Take care of the halfpence and pence, and the shillings and pounds will take care of themselves. Benjamin Franklin
pounds wit prudence
An ounce of prudence is worth a pound of cleverness. Baltasar Gracian
pounds want aviation
The joke in aviation is, 'If you want to make a million, you'd better start with £10m.' Bruce Dickinson
pounds tree
One tree can make 300 pounds of fruit.