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humorous eye men
There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets. Charles Dickens
humorous mind looks
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. David Sedaris
humorous school world
England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria. Dave Barry
humorous son english-history
English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son.
humorous rocks design
The basic Roman ruin design is a pile of rocks with a little plaque saying "Roman Ruins" and a group of tourists frowning at it and wishing they were back at the hotel bar..
humorous years europe
The Romans spent the next 200 years using their great engineering skill to construct ruins all over Europe.
humorous keys germany
One key lesson of history is that virtually anything, including afternoon or evening thundershowers, causes Germany to invade Belgium.
humorous gambling blood
Nevada has a very dynamic economy, with gambling being the number-one industry, followed closely by blood donorship.
humorous hotel-lobby france
Europeans, like some Americans, drive on the right side of the road, except in England, where they drive on both sides of the road; Italy, where they drive on the sidewalk; and France, where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby.
ashes sacred native-american-indian
To us, the ashes of our ancestors are sacred and their resting place is hallowed ground. Chief Seattle
ashes handle hearts
The only ashes we handle here are for hearts and paperweights. Tom Kelly
ashes becoming believe coming die dying fact hurt inside issue love loved next order pain plug record rise talk time totally tried
When we first started out I had a really big issue and a lot of my loved ones had a really big issue with the fact that I was totally in pain up there and there was a time when I tried to hurt myself off stage, but I got over that. Like, you should never want to hurt yourself. You should love yourself. Sometimes you have to kind of die inside in order to rise from your own ashes and believe in yourself and love yourself and become a new person and I think that that is going to be a lot of what the next record is about, not to plug it or anything. Like, it's going to talk about dying and coming back to become what you totally want to become. We are all becoming what we want to become. Gerard Way
ashes dead sea turn
Like Dead Sea fruits, that tempt the eye, / But turn to ashes on the lips! Thomas More
ashes seven
O Nanak, if the shaven-headed ones do not bathe, then seven handfuls of ashes are upon their heads. Granth Sahib
ashes pluto
Some of Clyde's ashes are on their way to Pluto today. Alan Stern
ashes watching
She just said she'd been watching the Ashes and she couldn't watch it all because it got too nerve-wracking, and I said so it was for us as well. Michael Vaughan
ashes world said
Well, then," he said. "Let's do it." "What?" Vin asked. "Save the world." Elend said. "Stop the ash. Brandon Sanderson
ashes concentration fear ground walk walking
When I walk the ground of the concentration camps, I fear that I am walking on the ashes of the victims. Moshe Katsav
england ireland-and-the-irish fragments
Why should Ireland be treated as a geographical fragment of England - Ireland is not a geographical fragment, but a nation. Charles Stewart Parnell
england drs turns
It's almost like he has Dr. Who's Tardis because he always turns up on time. (on Teddy Sheringham) Alan Pardew
england said exciting
England in the '60s and the '70s was everything that history has said; it was phenomenally exciting, musically. Alan Rickman
england without-you stills
England still will be here without you. Alan Jay Lerner
england pace jazz
Here in England we live at a slower pace, have more time to enjoy things - like good jazz. Chris Barber
england hollywood emotion
Everything was in stark and dreadful contrast with the trivial crises and counterfeit emotions of Hollywood, and I returned to England deeply moved and emotionally worn out. C. S. Forester
england few ireland popular until
Until a few years ago, it was never as popular over there as it was here. But by this point, it has been commercialized and is a pretty big celebration in Ireland and England.
england common good-things
It was always yet the trick of our English nation, if they have a good thing, to make it too common. William Shakespeare
england safe ifs
England is safe, if true within itself.