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humorous cards records
The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
humorous disease problem
PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
humorous eye balls
The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter. The batter swang and missed. The pitcher flang the ball again and this time the batter connected. He hit a high fly right to the center fielder. The center fielder was all set to catch the ball, but at the last minute his eyes were blound by the sun and he dropped it. Dizzy Dean
humorous office since small
Since it's a very small car, I don't have much office space. Chris Hill
humorous phones comedy
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. Jeff Foxworthy
humorous lunch views
Cultivate," I said, "a sense of humor. From a humorous point of view this lunch is rather good. Jerome K. Jerome
humorous might canada
Quebec from the boat looked like the ramparts where Hamlet's ghost might have walked. Charlie Chaplin
humorous rejection acting
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.
humorous eye men
There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets. Charles Dickens
england learnt royal
The greatest shoemaker in England for many, many decades; he used to be the royal shoe-maker for the Queen Mother. This is where I learnt my trade. Manolo Blahnik
england grand harder luckily mind otherwise paris slam
Luckily England lost. Otherwise they would have come to Paris with the Grand Slam in mind and been even harder to beat. Bernard Laporte
england ensure higher madison preserving property secluded
Madison is the quintessential New England town. And it's because of our secluded wooded areas. Preserving this would ensure higher property values.
england harder jump lose opposition players scotland shoot system tackle win
Scotland have a system which is getting better, but it's players who win and lose games. Look at England. They have a system, but if the opposition players jump higher, tackle harder and shoot better, your system is in trouble. Gordon Strachan
england family history scotland
Scotland and England may sometimes be rivals, but by geography, we are also neighbours. By history, allies. By economics, partners. And by fate and fortune, comrades, friends and family. Douglas Alexander
england goes heart horrors prayers remember
My heart goes out to all of England this morning. Americans remember the horrors of 9-11, and our prayers are with our friends in London. John Doolittle
england mum
My father came to England from India in 1957, and my mum came in 1960. Sanjeev Bhaskar
england particular relative rest seems
New England in particular seems to have slowed relative to the rest of the nation.
england everybody hidden knows speak talk team
I can't speak about their team, but I know we have hidden stars, ... Everybody knows on our team when they talk about the Patriots, it's not just one guy. They just say 'New England Patriots.'
poor quick rich slow
May you be poor in misfortune, rich in blessings, slow to make enemies, and quick to make friends.
poorly practice threw
(Barker) threw very poorly in practice on Tuesday.
poor surrounded
They've got us surrounded again, the poor bastards. Creighton Abrams
poor side tis
Tis so much joy! 'Tis so much joy! If I should fail, what poverty! And yet, as poor as I Have ventured all upon a throw; Have gained! Yes! Hesitated so this side the victory! Emily Dickinson
poor work
I work for everything I've got. I started off as a very poor kid. I want to get paid. Gene Simmons
poor torture
I torture my mother with all my problems, that poor woman. Vanessa Ferlito
poorly putt
For the average player, most three-putts happen because of a poorly judged first putt from long range. Ernie Els
poor source thou
Thou source of all my bliss, and all my woe, / That foundst me poor at first, and keepst me so. Oliver Goldsmith
poor undeserving publishers
There is no concept more generally cherished by publishers than that of the Undeserving Poor. A. J. Liebling