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humorous cards records
The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
humorous disease problem
PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
humorous eye balls
The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter. The batter swang and missed. The pitcher flang the ball again and this time the batter connected. He hit a high fly right to the center fielder. The center fielder was all set to catch the ball, but at the last minute his eyes were blound by the sun and he dropped it. Dizzy Dean
humorous office since small
Since it's a very small car, I don't have much office space. Chris Hill
humorous phones comedy
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. Jeff Foxworthy
humorous lunch views
Cultivate," I said, "a sense of humor. From a humorous point of view this lunch is rather good. Jerome K. Jerome
humorous might canada
Quebec from the boat looked like the ramparts where Hamlet's ghost might have walked. Charlie Chaplin
humorous rejection acting
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves. Charlie Chaplin
humorous eye men
There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets. Charles Dickens
littles bold-actions sometimes
Sometimes it's the little things that count most. Alexandra Adornetto
littles possibility dear-friend
Ah! dear friend, you little know the possibilities which are in you. Charles Spurgeon
littles week ends
We had all week to rehearse. An audience would come in at the end of the week and we'd our little show. Most of the ad- libbing happened during the week on the show. Dick Van Dyke
littles beloved relative-truth
Human love has little regard for the truth. It makes the truth relative, since nothing, not even the truth, must come between it and the beloved person. Dietrich Bonhoeffer
littles matter
What others say of me matters little; what I myself say and do matters much. Elbert Hubbard
littles blonde hedgehogs
Small, short-sighted, blonde, barbed - she reminds me of a bright little hedgehog. Edwina Currie
littles realization knows
One becomes great when he comes to the realization that what he knows is very little. Ed Parker
littles done levels
Little by little, bit by bit, family by family, so much good can be done on so many levels Elinor Ostrom
littles radiation exposed
Everybody is exposed to radiation. A little bit more or a little bit less is of no consequence.. Dixie Lee Ray
pigeons
When they think of pigeons they think of something wild. Jim Clarke
pigeons news mouths
Here comes Monseiur Le Beau. Rosalind: With his mouth full of news. Celia: Which he will put on us, as pigeons feed their young. Rosalind: Then shall we be news-crammed. Celia: All the better; we shall be the more marketable. William Shakespeare
pigeons facts sometimes
You have to accept the fact that sometimes you are the pigeon, and sometimes you are the statue. Claude Chabrol
pigeons
You can watch actors create their illusions, but if you don't see where they get the pigeons from, you don't really know how they're doing it. Alan Alda
pigeons peas wit
This fellow pecks up wit, as pigeons peas; And utters it again when God doth please: He is wit's pedler; and retails his wares... William Shakespeare
pigeons holes comfortable
Pigeon-holes are only comfortable for pigeons. Jessye Norman
pigeons flight destination
Poems like to have a destination for their flight. They are homing pigeons. May Sarton