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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
might stairs lorry
Mr Lorry asks the witness questions: Ever been kicked? Might have been. Frequently? No. Ever kicked down stairs? Decidedly not; once received a kick at the top of a staircase, and fell down stairs of his own accord.
might use disaster
But ah! disasters have their use; And life might e'en be too sunshiny... Charles Stuart Calverley
might god-bless bless
God blesses us so that we might bless others! Charles Stanley
might wells ifs
I thought, "Well if I'm gonna react might as well overreact! Alan Moore
might quiet
Dead … might not be quiet at all. Chris Bohjalian
might outcomes infinity
For every action, there's an infinity of outcomes. Countless trillions are possible, many milliards are likely, millions might be considered probable, several occur as possibilities to us as observers - and one comes true. China Mieville
might naked world
Alan Zweibel is the funniest writer in the world. He might be even funnier when he's naked, but I'm afraid to find out. Dave Barry
might tools ifs
If Mozart had power tools, there's no telling how great his music might have been.
might ruins bourgeoisie
The bourgeoisie might blast and ruin its own world before it leaves the stage of history. Buenaventura Durruti
minutes packs i-can
I pack every minute I can with something to do. Bryan Adams
minutes together
When I was in the play this summer, and Cody wasn't, we had about 30 minutes together each day. Melissa Hughes
minutes ten
When I was a child, we used to look forward to the end of the day when we would hear another ten minutes of a story. Malorie Blackman
minutes month offensive opening past talked zone
We're going to go after them by doing the same things we've talked about all year. And that's tightening up in our own zone, opening it up in the offensive zone like we have been the past month or so, and 60 minutes of effort.
minute mom remember stop
I remember my mom saying, 'I will take you to every audition, I will support you, but the minute you stop caring about it, I will stop.' Justin Timberlake
minutes all-the-best written
All the best lyrics are written in ten minutes. Brian Eno
minute
We're 5-0 down with a minute to go on this one. Ian Holloway
minutes plans sections
I plan my life in 15-minute sections. Dave Pelzer
minutes
She's having to play a lot of minutes even with that hand.
scores three wins
Three wins by 1-0 scores -- obviously, our goaltending has been solid. Alain Vigneault
scores starters whoever
Right now it's going to come down to whoever scores more runs, because the starters aren't going to be out there as long, Josh Beckett
scores somebody team
One night, somebody scores a lot, then another (night), it's someone else. That's our bedrock. It's a team concept.
scores
Just play well and the scores will come. I showed that today. Jerry Kelly
scores
We would have been up by two scores had we scored on that drive.
scores time
That's the way we've been all year. Every time someone scores on us, we score right back. Chris Nelson
scores stuck
As a team, I thought we really did well. We stuck our landings in the vault, and had two 9-point scores on the floor.
scores
Our API scores give us the idea that we're on the right path.
scores teachers test
It's not right when we have teachers that are fudging on the test scores because they want to look good. Amy Williams
sure work
We're going to try and work through this to make sure no more productions will be canceled or postponed.
sure trying until
What we're really trying to do is to make sure when they get to kindergarten, they are better prepared, because for many of them, there is nothing until they get to kindergarten.
sure
When we are sure what happened, we will tell you what happened.
sure tough
What makes it tough is they're better for sure than they were two years ago, Rich Rodriguez
sure understand
We're going to make sure that Americans understand what is at stake. Ralph Neas
sure
We're just making sure there is nothing we are missing. It's just being proactive.
sure
We want to make sure we're on the same page, James Wilcox
sure
We want to make sure we get them in preseason.
sure
We want to make sure they (companies) have a place to come.