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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
hurt complaining blades
I am what you designed me to be.I am your blade. You cannot now complain if you also feel the hurt
hurt hate pride
We are more inclined to hate one another for points on which we differ, than to love one another for points on which we agree. The reason perhaps is this: when we find others that agree with us, we seldom trouble ourselves to confirm that agreement; but when we chance on those who differ from us, we are zealous both to convince and to convert them. Our pride is hurt by the failure, and disappointed pride engenders hatred.
hurt sorry smart
I was so humiliated, hurt, spurned, offended, angry, sorry--I cannot hit upon the right name for the smart--God knows what its name was--that tears started to my eyes.
hurt people ministry
Don't just throw the seed at the people! Grind it into flour, bake it into bread, and slice it for them. And it wouldn't hurt to put a little honey on it Charles Spurgeon
hurt cat men
Nothing is improved by anger, unless it be the arch of a cat's back. A man with his back up is spoiling his figure. People look none the handsomer for being red in the face. It takes a great deal out of a man to get into a towering rage; it is almost as unhealthy as having a fit. . . . Whatever wrong I suffer, it can not do me half so much hurt as being angry about it.
hurt pain grief
When I'm in pain and grief and despair, my throat is clenched and my heart hurts. Alanis Morissette
hurt real past
The past can't hurt you anymore. Not unless you let it. They made you into a victim, Evey. They made you into a statistic. But, that's not the real you. That's not who you are inside. Alan Moore
hurt romantic-love let-me
Romantic love can be a lot of crap, though, let me tell you. And it can hurt you. Al Pacino
hurt thinking long
Why do people always think hurting others is all right, as long as they hurt themselves as well? Akhil Sharma
shoes contentment world
Our incomes should be like our shoes, if too small, they will gall and pinch us, but if too large, they will cause us to stumble and to trip. Wealth, after all, is a relative thing, since he that has little and wants less is richer than he that has much but wants more. True contentment depends not upon what we have; a tub was large enough for Diogenes, but a world was too little for Alexander.
shoes earth pairs
It's easier to put on a pair of shoes than to wrap the earth in leather. Chogyam Trungpa
shoes talking legs
She could not complain about not having shoes when the person she was talking to had no legs. Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
shoes numbers race
If everybody were a guy, the human race could easily get by on less than one twentieth the current number of shoes. Dave Barry
shoes pairs four
It's better to buy one good pair of shoes than four cheap ones. Cary Grant
shoes people pairs
People get nervous accessorising, but there is nothing wrong with adding a belt or a pair of shoes in another colour. Carolina Herrera
shoes scarves add
Money doesn't buy elegance. You can take an inexpensive sheath, add a pretty scarf, gray shoes, and a wonderful bag, and it will always be elegant.
shoes magazines majority
A majority of women's magazines feature women who do amazing things, but then the article focuses on how she ruined it with her shoes. Caitlin Moran
shoes pay flip
John McCain will pay hundreds of dollars for his own shoes. But we're the ones who have to pay for his flip-flops. Bill Richardson