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funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
funny mankind maybe mystery order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
funny half opening written year
Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
friends-or-friendship sad wicked
Reese said she was really sad she didn't get to see me do Wicked . All of our friends say we are the other. Kristin Chenoweth
friendship honest
Peace, commerce, and honest friendship with all nations...entangling alliances with none. Thomas Jefferson
friends-or-friendship states
States have no friends, they only have interests. Abdoulaye Wade
friends-or-friendship god ideas infinity inspired inventor merely mind parts
started to tell his friends that he had not been the inventor of the ideas about infinity that he had published. He was merely a mouthpiece, inspired by God to communicate parts of the mind of God to everyone else. Georg Cantor
friends-or-friendship language weak
Our friends' weak language has stumbled and fallen.
friends-or-friendship
Our credo is friendship. It's the comradeship, more than anything else, that I enjoy.
friends-or-friendship kid playing popular sports three
Playing three sports he made a lot of friends. He's a popular kid on campus.
friendship responsible my-friends
Once you are my friend, I am responsible for you. Antoine de Saint-Exupery
friendship unique wheat-fields
…if you tame me, then we shall need each other. To me, you will be unique in all the world. To you, I shall be unique in all the world…if you tame me, it will be as if the sun came to shine on my life. I shall know the sound of a step that will be different from all the others. Other steps send me hurrying back underneath the ground. Yours will call me, like music, out of my burrow
country culture party promoting reflect
reflect on the culture of intolerance that he may be promoting in his party and the country as a whole. Shami Chakrabarti
country held unstable
Referendums are not held in an unstable country with unstable society.
country east middle nuclear reject
reject any country to have nuclear weapons, especially in the Middle East region.
country decided election fences last listed means mend primary voters
Pat, the last election was decided by voters who listed 'moral values' as their primary concern. What do you think this means for the country and should we try to mend fences with the liberals? John Tesh
country families god honoring main serving
Our main goal is to honor God and to honor this country by honoring and serving those families who serve. Taya Kyle
country enjoyment pleasure rid soon time
Our only idea was to get rid of the dross as soon as possible, but at the same time have as much pleasure and enjoyment as the country would afford. Kit Carson
country enhanced future leaders sure
Our leaders must not only make sure that our future is enhanced but also that those who plundered the country must also be punished,
country desire mission opportunity ranked rebuild worst
Our ministry's mission is to revitalize the Desire neighborhood. It was once ranked the worst neighborhood in the country. We may have an opportunity to rebuild it in the way everyone would want it to be. Danny Wuerffel
country far home michigan serving troops
Our Michigan troops are sacrificing so much for us serving our country and serving far away from home and family. Jennifer Granholm