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funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
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Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. ![]()
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Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!" Bill Engvall
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum. Bill Engvall
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations." Bill Engvall
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Other than us staying here for a while, I don't even see myself as a victim because there are people who have lost family members, have lost everything they worked for in life and don't know when they're going to get their next meal or their next bottle of water. It's easy for me to stay focused knowing that those people are the ones who are struggling and not me. I've been blessed enough to be able to get out of there and get some of my things out of there. Donte' Stallworth
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Man, I thank God that I am blessed with the talent God has given me and where I am at today. I don't know where I would be without him. My linemen opened holes and my recievers got open and we all clicked. This was the first game where we completed a whole game, instead of just playing half of it. Sometimes the it just doesn't go your way in life and that is what happened tonight. We will come back solid next year and God willing I will be the leader I need to be to get our team in Sun Devil Stadium. Gerell Robinson
blessed heaven ends
At the end of all things, the blessed will say, 'We never lived anywhere but in heaven.' C. S. Lewis
blessed suffering program
We were promised sufferings. They were part of the program. We were even told, Blessed are they that morn. C. S. Lewis
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But if you are a poor creature--poisoned by a wretched up-bringing in some house full of vulgar jealousies and senseless quarrels--saddled, by no choice of your own, with some loathsome sexual perversion--nagged day in and day out by an inferiority complex that makes you snap at your best friends--do not despair. He knows all about it. You are one of the poor whom He blessed. He knows what a wretched machine you are trying to drive. Keep on. Do what you can. One day He will fling it on the scrap-heap and give you a new one. And then you may astonish us all - not least yourself. C. S. Lewis
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Every story of conversion is the story of a blessed defeat. C. S. Lewis
blessed home tired
Ah, what is more blessed than to put cares away, when the mind lays by its burden, and tired with labor of far travel we have come to our own home and rest on the couch we longed for? This it is which alone is worth all these toils. Catullus
blessed giving supportive
My hometown is extremely supportive of me and I feel blessed to be able to create something as a way of giving back; to say thank you. Carrie Underwood
blessed thinking decision
My faith in God is a huge part of my life, and yeah He has blessed me with an amazing family, and group of friends. In the Bible he tells us to think positively about ourselves, to not be down on ourselves. So I just try to live the way He wants me to, and make the best decisions I can. Bethany Hamilton
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Our modern design is focused on accessibility to outdoor lighting. Traditional square facilities, including our Dental School, don't offer much sunlight to students and faculty. Robert Simmons
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Good dental care doesn't make you a good student, but if your tooth hurts, it's hard to be a good student. Geoffrey Canada
dental glasses work year
If you are getting some big work done, then this is also the year to get new glasses or get some dental work done. M. Thompson
dental hang marry
I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. Vicki Lawrence
dental eye health kids mental physical
We take our kids for physical vaccinations, dental exams, eye checkups. When do we think to take our - our son or daughter for a mental health checkup? Gordon Smith
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We do all our work within the institutions, thus eliminating the risk of transporting prisoners outside for dental services. William Mathews
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We've got the worst teeth in the nation and we're paying a fortune for it. We spend far more than other states on Government dental services. Michael Foley
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We have found that drinking tea can also be impress the dental plaque formation leading to the reduction of plaque and cavities. Christine Wu
dental medical people school
We put people through medical school and dental school. David Slutsky