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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
good-times propaganda
All I'm out for is a good time - all the rest is propaganda. Alan Sillitoe
good-times wrong-direction
Going in the wrong direction but making really good time Cheri Huber
good-times life-is enjoy
Life is about enjoying yourself and having a good time. Cher
good-times having-a-good-time
When you have a good time there is no time. Bob Saget
good-times
So let's take the good times as they go and I'll meet you further on up the road... Bruce Springsteen
good-times reckless lending
The banks are not lending, at least from what I see. They were so wild and reckless back in the good times that they got burned terribly. Ben Stein
good-times bad-times
I've had good times; I've had bad times. Alexander McQueen
good-times sometimes well-known
I enjoy traveling and playing some of the well-known courses sometimes, but basically, I have a good time at Barton Creek. Darrell Royal
good-times thunderstorm allegiance
Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance? David Letterman