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funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
funny jesus humorous
I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ was President.
funny friendship humor
To help a friend in need is easy, but to give him your time is not always opportune.
funny good-morning laughter
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
funny life courage
Life can be wonderful if you're not afraid of it. All it takes is courage, imagination ... and a little dough
funny science weather
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. Charles Dudley Warner
funny artist canvas
A great artist can paint a great picture on a small canvas.
funny travel air
I wouldn't mind dying for France, but not for Air France. Charles de Gaulle
funny humor church
Hearing Mass is the ceremony I most favor during my travels. Church is the only place where someone speaks to me and I do not have to answer back.
family happiness being-happy
Happy is said to be the family which can eat onions together. They are, for the time being, separate, from the world, and have a harmony of aspiration.
family blood giving
Family not only need to consist of merely those whom we share blood, but also for those whom we'd give blood. Charles Dickens
family government community
The family is the most basic unit of government. As the first community to which a person is attached and the first authority under which a person learns to live, the family establishes society's most basic values. Charles Caleb Colton
family philosophy character
Accidents will occur in the best-regulated families; and in families not regulated by that pervading influence which sanctifies while it enhances... in short, by the influence of Woman, in the lofty character of Wife, they may be expected with confidence, and must be borne with philosophy.
family father son
A father's holy life is a rich legacy for his sons. Charles Spurgeon
family cooking cooking-and-love
I love cooking for myself and cooking for my family. Al Roker
family religious age
I grew up in a very religious family. I could read the Qu'ran easily at the age of five. Akhmad Kadyrov
family kids night preach pride thursday together worry
We want the kids to take pride in the Lely brand. We preach family and Thursday night we were all together and we didn't have to worry about where they were. Chris Metzger
family son said
She said I do on day 482, and gave me a son on day 761. Chris Cagle
boyfriend travel father
But the love of adventure was in father's blood. Buffalo Bill
boyfriend teacher dad
My father was my teacher. But most importantly he was a great dad. Beau Bridges
boyfriend girl cute-relationship
Give a girl a boyfriend and she becomes a total expert on relationships Cecily von Ziegesar
boyfriend heaven earth
A heaven on earth I have won by wooing thee. William Shakespeare
boyfriend goes home jennifer job reality truly
The reality is, Jennifer and I can do our job well because we truly are friends. But when the day's over, she goes home to her boyfriend and I go home to a magazine. David Schwimmer
boyfriend worth
She wasn't worth the effort. Her boyfriend can have her back. Mickey Rourke
boyfriend finally fun good team tease travels
She's got a boyfriend finally and we tease her about that. She's just fun to be around. The whole team travels a lot and we have a good time.
boyfriend father men
Do you know that other than my father, I've never had a man take care of me? Dionne Warwick
boyfriend happens helped problems understand
She helped me with my problems if I had boyfriend issues. She said everything happens for a reason. ... But I don't understand why this happened. Ashley Thomas