Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
mother two wow
Raised by two mothers...wow, most of us barely survive one
party two dresses
In perpetrating a revolution, there are two requirements: someone or something to revolt against and someone to actually show up and do the revolting. Dress is usually casual and both parties may be flexible about time and place, but if either faction fails to attend, the whole enterprise is likely to come off badly.
two wife luck
I've had bad luck in my two previous marriages. The first wife left me, and the second did not.
fun men two
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.
two environmental
Me and nature are two.
vegetables two choices
Those modern analysts, they charge so much! In my day, for five marks Freud himself would treat you. For ten marks he would treat you and press your pants. For fifteen marks Freud would let you treat him - that included a choice of any two vegetables.
romantic love-is two
Love is too weak a word for what I feel - I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you, two F's, yes.
art wind two
You can't control life. It doesn't wind up perfectly. Only-only art you can control. Art and masturbation. Two areas in which I am an absolute expert.
girl two example
A fast word about oral contraception. I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.
years two important
I feel humor is important for those two reasons: that it is a little bit of refreshment like music, and that women have told me over the years that it is very, very important to them.
loneliness boys two
There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.
two
I am two with nature.
two funny-marriage inertia
Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.
sex two religion
Sex and death are two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you're not nauseous.