Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
sarcastic horse sadism
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
love sarcastic angel
It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel.
sarcastic sarcasm years
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
funny sarcastic witty
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
sarcastic character people
Throughout history in the theater and film people do like sarcastic characters, and they do like curmudgeons - if they're amusing, they do like them despite the fact that they're vitriolic, particularly if they're for the right thing. If you can see that the person is a decent person and is for the right thing, and is not just a nasty person with base motives, but someone who is a decent human but expresses himself.
sarcastic nature sarcasm
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
sarcastic time fun
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
arrogance greatness standing
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
knowledge
Is knowledge knowable? If not, how do we know this?
earlier relationship retrospect
Probably in retrospect I should have bowed out of that relationship (with Farrow) much earlier than I did.
everytime hear invading wagner
Everytime I hear Wagner I feel like invading Poland.
bark creation figure god hard poet
As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on
boy cheating freshman looked next sitting soul thrown within year
I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
boy cheating freshman looked next sitting soul thrown within
I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year... for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.