Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
american-director funny life seventy showing success
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
funny
I'm going to give my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes
fun play looks
If I can play a scene in a master shot, I always prefer it. And the actors always prefer it. It's fun to look at on the screen, the actors get a chance to sink their teeth into something substantial, and it's economically helpful.
funny believe afterlife
I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case.
funny death humor
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
funny death lying
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
funny thinking choices
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
funny humor world
How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?
funny mean drug
I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to... if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot.
funny doors water-skiing
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
funny british knows
I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British.
funny nba cities
Manute Bol is so skinny they save money on road trips. They just fax him from city to city.
fun writing thinking
I'll work by myself for years and then I'll think it'll be fun to et one of my friends like Marshall Brickman or Doug McGrath into a room and not be alone for the writing of the thing; to have the pleasure of taking walks and get lunch together; its sort of a fun process and then I do it and then I get back on my own for a while until I feel the need to do it again.
funny-inspirational class strikes
My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.