Will Morgan
Will Morgan
Will Morganis a Minnesota politician and former member of the Minnesota House of Representatives. A member of the Minnesota Democratic–Farmer–Labor Party, he represented District 56B, which includes portions of Dakota County in the southern Twin Cities metropolitan area. He is a physics teacher at Burnsville High School in Burnsville...
people
I don't get on the phone and prank people and things like that on the phone with people, no.
I don't even read the newspaper; I don't read that crap.
funny
I don't control the line of 'funny,' 'funny,' 'funny,' 'not funny.'
believe
I don't believe in storks. I know they don't deliver babies; they deliver pickles.
across came mike pond saw tyson
I come from where Mike Tyson came from. I come from right across the street from Jay-Z. I didn't have a pond in my backyard. I saw violence.
believe supposed
I believe gay, straight, anybody, everybody's supposed to be happy in this world, man.
glass telling
Even when I'm sitting up in this glass castle, I still got my street soldiers telling me what's happening.
america
America doesn't like to hear about things like welfare. 'Don't talk about that. We don't like what it did to people!' Yeah, but it happened.
man
All you single fathers got to man up.
cool eddie enemy funny murphy time
Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that.
people relationship whether
There's nothing in the world like live entertainment. With TV, you have to wait for your results; with live entertainment, people let you know right then and there. That relationship is established in 30 seconds. The first 30 seconds, they'll let you know whether they like you or not.
happening life people
Most people don't know what's happening around them because they're just speeding through life. And before they know it, they're just old. So I just try to slow it down.
diverse people planet relate
I have a pretty diverse audience, and that makes me happy - laughter is universal, and I don't differentiate between people at all. Why should I? People are people. There's no reason why one person can't relate to any other person on this planet in some way or another.
dreams gave god kids life
God gave us dreams, but he gave us kids to make all those dreams worthwhile. And when I look at all my kids, I say everything that I've ever went through in my life was worthwhile.