Will Davis

Will Davis
pigs doubt when-in-doubt
When in doubt, pig out!
funny hilarious witty
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
thanksgiving food home-cooking
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
life birthday feel-good
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.
cut five four rubbish
If I can cut the rubbish out, make four or five birdies and then you never know what's going to happen.
couple game good half pick playing
If I don't have a good first half or first couple minutes, I just have to pick it up. As long as I do pick it up... I can't go through the whole game playing bad.
bad figured free happen miss plan second since throw
I figured it would be something bad when (the officials) called me over. Our plan was to miss the second free throw at 0.8. Make the first one, miss the second one. Since we were up two, we had to make the second free throw, because with 2.1, a lot of things can happen in that situation.
cut figured putter
I figured it out Saturday. My putter has been a lot longer, and I cut it off and started stroking it a lot better.
beat figured good overall pro ready turn
I figured if I could beat this guy, and he's the 12th overall pick, then I had a good shot. I was ready to turn pro right then and there.
explain genius
If I could explain golf, I'd be a genius,
coffin solve
If I ever solve this problem, I'd like to emblazon my coffin with this number,
plan quarter test
If he doesn't start, the plan is to at least get him in for one quarter of play to let him test it out.
bunch loses pumping
If he loses a bunch of holes, he won't be pumping his fist.
asked attorneys either future given information knew maybe provided result sharing
If he had asked for the ship's speed, we would have given it to him in 10 seconds. The information he provided to The Courant is either a result of his attorneys not sharing information they had with him, or he flat-out said something he knew not to be true. Maybe in the future he should be in better communications with the lawyers.