W. C. Fields
W. C. Fields
William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. Fields' comic persona was a misanthropic and hard-drinking egotist, who remained a sympathetic character despite his snarling contempt for dogs and children...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth29 January 1880
CityDarby, PA
CountryUnited States of America
drinking beer stronger
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.
beer devil firsts
How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.
giving-up beer alcohol
I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
drinking beer reality
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
beer water alcohol
I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
sex beer people
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
beer drink invites
I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
drinking food beer
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
cross eat heart hope weight
Cross my heart and hope to eat my weight in goslings.
rather
On the whole I would rather be in Philadelphia.
equality free hate
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
asked ends hard hollywood
I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin.
bad face gold head looked miles seven sleep teeth wrinkled
Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road. She had so many gold teeth . . . she used to have to sleep with her head in a safe.
politics
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.