Victor Borge

Victor Borge
Børge Rosenbaum, known professionally as Victor Borge, was a Danish and American comedian, conductor, and pianist who achieved great popularity in radio and television in the United States and Europe. His blend of music and comedy earned him the nicknames "The Clown Prince of Denmark," "The Unmelancholy Dane," and "The Great Dane."...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionPianist
Date of Birth3 January 1909
CityCopenhagen, Denmark
CountryUnited States of America
When an opera star sings her head off? she usually improves her appearance.
I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.
Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year
I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
...the elephant smoked too much.
My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.
What is the difference between a Nazi and a dog?The Nazi lifts his arm.
(Shortly after Germany forced Denmark to sign a non-aggression pact in 1939) How nice. Now the Germans can sleep in peace, knowing that they will not be invaded by us.
I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much.