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devil fall god half heaven hold hollow hour knows meet rain rise road shine soft sun until warm wind
May the road rise up to meet you, May the wind be ever at your back, May the sun shine warm upon your face, The rain fall soft upon your fields, And until we meet again, May God hold you in the hollow of his hand. And may you be in Heaven a half hour before the devil knows you're dead.
hire talk until
Talk is cheap, until you hire a lawyer.
mosquito pat until
Even a mosquito doesn't get a pat on the back until he's well into his work.
consider gets silence starts trouble until
Consider the whale: It never gets into trouble until it comes up and starts spouting.
direction intensity putt until worry
Don't worry about the intensity and direction of the putt -- until you get on the green!
cracked slightly until
You go to psychiatrist when your slightly cracked and keep going until you're completely broke.
business pushes stands until
Business is like a wheelbarrow--it stands still until someone pushes it.
heartbreak late love mushroom poisonous sad-love until
Love is like a poisonous mushroom -- you don't know if it is the real thing until it is too late
love picking until wonder
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.
asking becomes foolish questions stopped until
There are no foolish questions and no one becomes a fool until they have stopped asking questions.
bald beer equal head street until walk women
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
appear belly blood paper plenty roll sharp sheet stare sure typewriter until writers-and-writing
Writing is simple. First you have to make sure you have plenty of paper... sharp pencils... typewriter ribbon. Then put your belly up to your desk... roll a sheet of paper into the typewriter... and stare at it until beads of blood appear on your forehead.
backs flat folks until
Some folks won't look up until they are flat on their backs
closed mind mouth silence until
Keep your mouth closed until your mind is in gear.