Tim Conway
Tim Conway
Thomas Daniel "Tim" Conwayis an American actor, writer, director and comedian. He is known for his role as the inept Ensign Charles Parker in the 1960s World War II-set situation comedy McHale's Navy, for his sketch comedy as a co-star on the 1970s variety program The Carol Burnett Show, for starring as the title character in the Dorf series of comedy films, and for cartoon voice work as the voice of Barnacle Boy from the animated series SpongeBob SquarePants...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth15 December 1933
CityWilloughby, OH
CountryUnited States of America
People who come along all the time and they ask, 'What's wrong with this?' In other words, they're always wondering how close to the edge they can getand still be a Christian. Listen, if any of you are like that, just go back to the world. Stop testing the edges. If it's the world you want, go back to it! And if you want to love Christ, then love Christ, and love Him with all your heart, and follow Him, and stop playing this idiotic game where you want to see how close to the edge you can live.
The majority of what calls itself Christianity today is a circus. You've got a bunch of people chasing health, wealth, prosperity; chasing a good time, chasing the social club, chasing where the action's happening, chasing the good music and the good times. But few people are out there chasing God, and truly going hard after Him, and truly making the sacrifices in their life and cleaning their hands in such a way and working to have a pure heart that they might actually ascend that hill of the Lord and they might actually commune with God in a way that few people do and few people know about.
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Every show wants to be like Friends, and so you've got these shows that literally are so much alike you could stack them on top of each other.
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You know how you tell your dog, stay? You are not controlling him,
I would get ill before going onstage - something about getting in front of people, and if they don't laugh, I'm a bomb. I got over it when somebody laughed.
We're two different people. But no matter what we do, we appreciate each other so much that we can't imagine what we could say to each other where we'd break up.
Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way-which isn't necessarily funny. I mean the lines aren't necessarily so funny to begin with.
Harvey never had an original idea or thought in his life. I was out wandering around the country doing charity benefits, mainly, when I asked him to come along.
If I wouldn't offend my religion or God, why would I want to offend an audience because in effect those people are being watched over by the same person.
Actually, we've done 75 of these shows and every one of them has sold out. But then we buy all the tickets.
We kept a broad audience, and we didn't make fun of people who had necessarily made mistakes in their life and burned them to the ground. We made fun of a commercial or a movie or ourselves.
When you're small, you either are funny, or you get beat up a lot.