Stephen Leacock

Stephen Leacock
Stephen P. H Butler Leacock, FRSCwas a Canadian teacher, political scientist, writer, and humourist. Between the years 1910 and 1925, he was the most widely read English-speaking author in the world. He is known for his light humour along with criticisms of people's follies. The Stephen Leacock Memorial Medal for Humour was named in his honour...
NationalityCanadian
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth30 December 1869
CountryCanada
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It was Einstein who made the real trouble. He announced in 1905 that there was no such thing as absolute rest. After that there never was.
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Most people can tire of a lecture in fifteen minutes, clever people can do it in five, and sensible people don't go to lectures at all.
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Being a specialist is one thing, getting a job is another.
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When actors begin to think, it's time for a change. They are not fitted for it.
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We think of the noble object for which the professor appears to-night, we may be assured that the Lord will forgive any one who will laugh at the professor
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Many a man in love with a dimple makes a mistake of marrying the whole girl
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Lord Ronald said nothing; he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions
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A sportsman is a man who every now and then, simply has to get out and kill something
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Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
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The general idea, of course, in any first-class laundry is to see that no shirt or collar ever comes back twice.
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A 'Grand Old Man'. That means on our continent any one with snow white hair who has kept out of jail till eighty.
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Humor may be defined as the kindly contemplation of the incongruities of life, and the artistic expression thereof.
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The Compleat Angler is acknowledged to be one of the world's books. Only the trouble is that the world doesn't read its books, it borrows a detective story instead.
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Anybody who has listened to certain kinds of music, or read certain kinds of poetry, or heard certain kinds of performances on the concertina, will admit that even suicide has its brighter aspects.