Stephen Leacock

Stephen Leacock
Stephen P. H Butler Leacock, FRSCwas a Canadian teacher, political scientist, writer, and humourist. Between the years 1910 and 1925, he was the most widely read English-speaking author in the world. He is known for his light humour along with criticisms of people's follies. The Stephen Leacock Memorial Medal for Humour was named in his honour...
NationalityCanadian
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth30 December 1869
CountryCanada
two scotch literature
In Canada we have enough to do keeping up with two spoken languages ... so we just go right ahead and use English for literature, Scotch for sermons, and American for conversation.
two sides bills
On the same bill and on the same side of it there should not be two charges for the same thing
food two squares
Any two meals at a boarding-house are together less than two square meals.
science two differences
Electricity is of two kinds, positive and negative. The difference is, I presume, that one comes a little more expensive, but is more durable; the other is a cheaper thing, but the moths get into it.
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There are two things in ordinary conversation which ordinary people dislike - information and wit
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We think of the noble object for which the professor appears to-night, we may be assured that the Lord will forgive any one who will laugh at the professor
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Many a man in love with a dimple makes a mistake of marrying the whole girl
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Lord Ronald said nothing; he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions
simply sportsman
A sportsman is a man who every now and then, simply has to get out and kill something
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Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
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The general idea, of course, in any first-class laundry is to see that no shirt or collar ever comes back twice.
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A 'Grand Old Man'. That means on our continent any one with snow white hair who has kept out of jail till eighty.
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Humor may be defined as the kindly contemplation of the incongruities of life, and the artistic expression thereof.
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The Compleat Angler is acknowledged to be one of the world's books. Only the trouble is that the world doesn't read its books, it borrows a detective story instead.