Stephen Leacock

Stephen Leacock
Stephen P. H Butler Leacock, FRSCwas a Canadian teacher, political scientist, writer, and humourist. Between the years 1910 and 1925, he was the most widely read English-speaking author in the world. He is known for his light humour along with criticisms of people's follies. The Stephen Leacock Memorial Medal for Humour was named in his honour...
NationalityCanadian
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth30 December 1869
CountryCanada
regret long chess
Chess is one long regret.
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You can never have international peace as long as you have national poverty.
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We can no longer communicate with the apes by direct language, nor can we understand, without special study, their modes of communication which we have long since replaced by more elaborate forms. But it is at least presumable that they could still detect in our speech, at least when it is public and elaborate, the underlying tone values with which it began. Thus if we could take a gibbon ape to a college public lecture, he would not understand it, but he would "get a good deal of it." This is all the students get anyway.
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We think of the noble object for which the professor appears to-night, we may be assured that the Lord will forgive any one who will laugh at the professor
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Many a man in love with a dimple makes a mistake of marrying the whole girl
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Lord Ronald said nothing; he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions
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A sportsman is a man who every now and then, simply has to get out and kill something
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Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
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The general idea, of course, in any first-class laundry is to see that no shirt or collar ever comes back twice.
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A 'Grand Old Man'. That means on our continent any one with snow white hair who has kept out of jail till eighty.
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Humor may be defined as the kindly contemplation of the incongruities of life, and the artistic expression thereof.
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The Compleat Angler is acknowledged to be one of the world's books. Only the trouble is that the world doesn't read its books, it borrows a detective story instead.
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Anybody who has listened to certain kinds of music, or read certain kinds of poetry, or heard certain kinds of performances on the concertina, will admit that even suicide has its brighter aspects.
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As for politics, well, it all seemed reasonable enough. When the Conservatives got in anywhere, [Judge] Pepperleigh laughed and enjoyed it, simply because it does one good to see a straight, fine, honest fight where the best man wins. When a Liberal got in, it made him mad, and he said so,-not, mind you; from any political bias, for his office forbid it,-but simply because one can't bear to see the country go absolutely to the devil.