Stephen Leacock
Stephen Leacock
Stephen P. H Butler Leacock, FRSCwas a Canadian teacher, political scientist, writer, and humourist. Between the years 1910 and 1925, he was the most widely read English-speaking author in the world. He is known for his light humour along with criticisms of people's follies. The Stephen Leacock Memorial Medal for Humour was named in his honour...
NationalityCanadian
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth30 December 1869
CountryCanada
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I've seen lifelong friends drift apart over golf just because one could play better, but the other counted better.
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There is no doubt that many things in life come to us...at backrounds so to speak. Happiness is one of them.
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Life, we learn too late, is in the living, the tissue of every day and hour.
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I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.
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How strange it is, our little procession of life! The child says, "When I am a big boy." But what is that? The big boy says, "When I grow up." And then, grown up, he says, "When I get married." But to be married, what is that after all? The thought changes to "When I'm able to retire." And then, when retirement comes, he looks back over the landscape traversed; a cold wind seems to sweep over it; somehow he has missed it all, and it is gone.
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We think of the noble object for which the professor appears to-night, we may be assured that the Lord will forgive any one who will laugh at the professor
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Many a man in love with a dimple makes a mistake of marrying the whole girl
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Lord Ronald said nothing; he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions
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A sportsman is a man who every now and then, simply has to get out and kill something
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Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
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The general idea, of course, in any first-class laundry is to see that no shirt or collar ever comes back twice.
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A 'Grand Old Man'. That means on our continent any one with snow white hair who has kept out of jail till eighty.
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Humor may be defined as the kindly contemplation of the incongruities of life, and the artistic expression thereof.
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The Compleat Angler is acknowledged to be one of the world's books. Only the trouble is that the world doesn't read its books, it borrows a detective story instead.