Stephen Leacock

Stephen Leacock
Stephen P. H Butler Leacock, FRSCwas a Canadian teacher, political scientist, writer, and humourist. Between the years 1910 and 1925, he was the most widely read English-speaking author in the world. He is known for his light humour along with criticisms of people's follies. The Stephen Leacock Memorial Medal for Humour was named in his honour...
NationalityCanadian
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth30 December 1869
CountryCanada
lying fall miracle
In earlier times they had no statistics and so they had to fall back on lies. Hence the huge exaggerations of primitive literature, giants, miracles, wonders! It's the size that counts. They did it with lies and we do it with statistics: but it's all the same.
struggle fall math
How can you shorten the subject? That stern struggle with the multiplication table, for many people not yet ended in victory, how can you make it less? Square root, as obdurate as a hardwood stump in a pasturenothing but years of effort can extract it. You can't hurry the process. Or pass from arithmetic to algebra; you can't shoulder your way past quadratic equations or ripple through the binomial theorem. Instead, the other way; your feet are impeded in the tangled growth, your pace slackens, you sink and fall somewhere near the binomial theorem with the calculus in sight on the horizon.
fall mean men
Presently I shall be introduced as 'this venerable old gentleman' and the axe will fall when they raise me to the degree of 'grand old man'. That means on our continent any one with snow-white hair who has kept out of jail till eighty.
fall evil childhood
The tears of childhood fall fast and easily, and evil be to him who makes them flow.
lying fall statistics
In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.
appears assured forgive laugh lord noble object professor
We think of the noble object for which the professor appears to-night, we may be assured that the Lord will forgive any one who will laugh at the professor
girl love man marrying mistake
Many a man in love with a dimple makes a mistake of marrying the whole girl
directions himself horse lord madly rode
Lord Ronald said nothing; he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions
simply sportsman
A sportsman is a man who every now and then, simply has to get out and kill something
advertising arresting human intelligence money science
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
collar general laundry shirt
The general idea, of course, in any first-class laundry is to see that no shirt or collar ever comes back twice.
continent hair jail kept means snow till white
A 'Grand Old Man'. That means on our continent any one with snow white hair who has kept out of jail till eighty.
humor expression may
Humor may be defined as the kindly contemplation of the incongruities of life, and the artistic expression thereof.
book world detectives
The Compleat Angler is acknowledged to be one of the world's books. Only the trouble is that the world doesn't read its books, it borrows a detective story instead.