Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
avoid everybody familiar knows people
Use the word 'zeitgeist' as often as possible. Ideally, you want to find words that sound familiar but people don't really know their definitions: 'zeitgeist,' 'bildungsroman,' 'doppelganger' - better yet, anything Latin. But avoid 'paradigm.' It's so 1994. If you say the word 'paradigm,' everybody knows you're a poser.
kids knows
...why were you happier when you were a kid? Because you didn't know anything. The more you know, the sadder you get.
knows
The more you know, the sadder you get.
reality bias knows
As we all know, reality has a liberal bias.
know-how knows
There must be a God, because I don't know how things work.
dramatic emotion emotions funny pumped
When emotion or glitz is pumped into something that doesn't need it, it's just funny to me, ... Oh, it's not dramatic enough?
spin
We don't want any filter, ... The correspondent is only going to put his spin on it.
player work
Every day, if I could find someone to play with me. If I couldn't find someone to play with me, I would work on my player character.
bestow bush hands honor karl problem
Bush has a real problem on his hands here, John: What honor should he bestow on Karl Rove?
america apple apples candy crack crowd good last second talk talking wake
Lemme just talk to you for a second about something that I think is good for America: caramel apples, ... I had one last night. Delicious. Not talking about candy apples. I think candy apples are a danger! You crack 'em, they're very sharp. You candy apple crowd need to wake up!
I think O'Reilly could be so evolved, he's one of the X-Men
central comedy picking thank
I want to thank Comedy Central for picking up the show, but more importantly I want to congratulate Comedy Central for picking up the show,
fact trust
I don't trust books. They're all fact and no heart.
definitely trouble watching
He's definitely the king, ... I have trouble watching his show. It's exhausting.