Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
government authority existence
A press that has validity is a press that has authority. And as soon as there's any authority to what the press says, you question the authority of the government - it's like the existence of another authority.
government print
I don't get why the government is the only one that gets to print money.
jesus government speech
Mentioning Jesus in your speech: Small government. Doing what Jesus asked: Big government.
government people guarantees
If Corporations are people, I guarantee you that a government of those people, by those people, and for those people will continue to exist.
government oxygen years
Of the over 100,000 wildfires that happen in the U.S. each year, not a single one would get started without the fire triangle: Oxygen, heat and fuel. Fire needs all three to exist. It's like the three branches of our government: Legislative, judicial and executive. The fewer there are, the safer we are.
thinking government huge
John Boehner chose a huge gavel. I think somebody's compensating for his small government.
government guests administration
My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton administration. I'll ask him when it's gonna start working again.
government surveillance doing-nothing
If you're doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide from the giant surveillance apparatus the government's been hiding.
believe native-american government
A native American group has filed a class-action lawsuit against the government for mismanagement of oil, gas, grazing, timber and other royalties since 1887. They're seeking $100 billion. Here's the good news: The government has responded what I believe is an appropriate counteroffer: A two-cent Navajo stamp.
spin
We don't want any filter, ... The correspondent is only going to put his spin on it.
children demon shows
These shows are the demon children of the 24-hour cable-news cycle,
opinions saying
The show is about me in that when you give opinions, you're saying something about yourself,
player work
Every day, if I could find someone to play with me. If I couldn't find someone to play with me, I would work on my player character.
based character daily guy
My character is not based on (Bill) O'Reilly, ... It's the same guy from The Daily Show. You'd never say it's O'Reilly.