Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
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Am I proud of being straight? No. You know why? Because if I start acting proud, that's going to make me seem kind of gay.
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If you are a hermaphrodite, it is physically impossible to be gay.
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Baby carrots are making me gay.
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In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.” Sorry, Darwin-huggers, but it’s not “In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage.
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If God wanted us to accept gays, he'd have made us compassionate
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History moves fast. It's hard to believe that gay Americans achieved full constitutional personhood just five years after corporations did!
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If Obama can force you to get health insurance just by calling it a tax, than there is nothing to stop him from making you gay marry an illegal immigrant wearing a condom on a hydroponic pot farm powered by solar energy.
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But you are also the biggest threat of all ...You are a gay person I like. Your threat is that you make being gay seem non-threatening. It's almost as if your happiness does not take mine away.
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In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage.
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There once was a man name Barack, Whose re-election came as a shock. He raised the taxes I pay, And then turned marriage gay. And now he's coming after your glock.
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There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell.
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Can accidentally eating halal food make you Muslim? Yes, the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay.
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I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.
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We don't want any filter, ... The correspondent is only going to put his spin on it.