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dime dollar taxes taxes-and-taxation
Today's dime is really a dollar with all the taxes deducted.
exhausted natural taxes-and-taxation
Of all our natural resources, the first one to be exhausted may be the taxpayer.
children educated realize separate taxes-and-taxation
It's getting so that children have to be educated to realize that ''Damn'' and ''Taxes: are two separate words.
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Taxes and golf are alike, you drive your heart out for the green, and then end up in the hole.
fool money rest soon tax taxes-and-taxation wait
A fool and his money are soon parted. The rest of us wait for tax time.
government harder style support taxes-and-taxation
It is getting harder and harder to support the government in the style to which it has become accustomed.
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We are very apt to measure ourselves by our aspiration instead of our performance. But in truth the conduct of our lives is the only proof of the sincerity of our hearts.
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It would take battalions of angels to protect us from our dreaded dangers, though in a long lifetime few of the dangers come to anything.
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The six most important words: I admit I made a mistake The five most important words: You did a good job The four most important words: What is YOUR opinion? The three most important words: If you please The two most important words: Thank You The one most important word: We The least important word: I.
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The secret of teaching is to appear to have known all your life what you just learned this morning.
marvelous names scientists
Isn't it marvelous how those scientists know the names of all those stars?
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I've decided to discontinue my long talks. It's because of my throat. Someone threatened to cut it.
knowing remains thinking thoughts-and-thinking
Thinking things has been done through the ages; knowing things remains to be done.
process talking thinking thoughts-and-thinking
Thinking is only a process of talking to yourself.