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ask came kids
Kids use to ask where they came from, now they tell you where to go
death black camels
Death is a black camel, which kneels at the gates of all.
came serve service
We came here to serve not be served.
afterwards aisle asked bride came changed girl mother wedding
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you mean? responded her mother. Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.
languages smile smiles speaks
There are hundreds of languages in the world but a smile speaks them all.
ahead closes door great opens possibilities
When one door closes another one opens with great possibilities ahead
bother hour lover men wants woman
When a woman wants a man and lusts after him, the lover need not bother to conjure up opportunities, for she will find more in an hour than we men could think of in a century.
dealing juvenile social words workers
Why do social workers use five-syllable words when dealing with juvenile delinquents?
parents spanking terms
Too many parents are not on spanking terms with their children.
speak speakers-and-speaking twice
Too many of us speak twice before we think
ahead careful children criticize fact far parents praise quick slow tend
With children... it is a fact that most parents criticize children more than they laud or congratulate them. We tend to be quick to criticize, slow to praise. We should be careful to keep the praise and the expectations far ahead of the criticism.
car saw travel-and-tourism vacation
Those that say you can't take it with you never saw a car packed for a vacation trip.
earth purpose
What on earth are you doing for Heaven's sake?
die gather learn pain sadness strength time
We gather strength from sadness and from pain Each time we die we learn to live again.