Scott Adams
Scott Adams
Scott Raymond Adamsis an American cartoonist, creator of the Dilbert comic strip and the author of several nonfiction works of satire, commentary, business, and general speculation...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionCartoonist
Date of Birth8 June 1957
CityWindham, NY
CountryUnited States of America
writing decision doe
Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.
writing thinking easy
If you think it's easy to write jokes about fried calamari, you've probably never tried.
moving divorce writing
Swing your partner, dosey-do, now clap your hands... uh-oh, that's all the square dance moves I know... I'll bluff the rest. Slap your partner in the face, Write bad checks all over the place, Flirt with strangers, annoy your spouse, Get a divorce and lose your house, ...uh... dosey-do.
writing america people
Reporters are faced with the daily choice of painstakingly researching stories or writing whatever people tell them. Both approaches pay the same.
writing things-in-life people
Few things in life are less efficient than a group of people trying to write a sentence. The advantage of this method is that you end up with something for which you will not be personally blamed.
writing data doubt
Every credible scientist on earth says your products harm the environment. I recommend paying weasels to write articles casting doubt on the data. Then eat the wrong kind of foods and hope you die before the earth does.
gadgets seemed
I used to be into gadgets but it just seemed gadgets got boring.
fallen floor gotten literally sound
I've literally gotten out of my chair, lain on the floor and fallen sound asleep,
favorite gadget home theatre
Dilbert's favorite gadget is his home theatre system.
against behind good line offense offensive run running rushed strong yards
Cordova's offense is very balanced. They have a strong offensive line and like to run first behind a real good ninth-grade running back. He rushed for over 200 yards against Parrish. Their quarterback can run and throw.
against behind good line offense offensive run running rushed strong yards
Cordova's offense is very balanced, ... They have a strong offensive line and like to run first behind a real good ninth-grade running back. He rushed for over 200 yards against Parrish. Their quarterback can run and throw.
bounce compete eventually exciting football good gotten level program state stay team top tradition
Cordova is a team with a good football tradition of state titles. They aren't going to stay down very long and will eventually bounce back. It's exciting that our program has gotten to the level where we can compete with other top programs.
allowing art creativity knowing mistakes oneself
Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
across brain feeling friction glass register
My brain doesn't register it as drawing. The feeling of friction across the glass is different.