Scott Adams
Scott Adams
Scott Raymond Adamsis an American cartoonist, creator of the Dilbert comic strip and the author of several nonfiction works of satire, commentary, business, and general speculation...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionCartoonist
Date of Birth8 June 1957
CityWindham, NY
CountryUnited States of America
suicide believe people
Moslem: people who believe suicide is a good way to get laid.
death suicide disappear
You already barely exist. Disappearing entirely won't be that much of a change.
death suicide thinking
I think you should live your life so that the maximum number of people will attend your funeral.
death suicide skills
A matador is a guy who didn't have enough people skills to be promoted to serial killer.
death suicide hard-work
In case the rest of you missed it, the inspirational speech was: 'If you work hard, you can achieve great things. And then you die'.
death suicide serial-killer
Lately, the only thing keeping me from being a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor.
death suicide perfect
You might argue that my example is bad because Einstein is dead. But according to physicist Erwin Schrodinger, Einstein is neither dead nor alive until we dig him up and open the casket. If he's alive, he might want his brain back, which I understand is in a Ziplock bag in some guy's freezer. And this is a perfect example of why examples always distract from the main point.
death suicide festivals
He was deader than a shrunken head at a Hackey Sack festival.
death suicide violence
The human population is 90% gullible, violence-prone dipshits.
best stir
When you find a big kettle of crazy, it's best not to stir it.
looking warm
This year, we are looking for a warm day in the 30s.
humor technology mail
I get mail; therefore I am.
business smart differences
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.
worry
You can hose it down and never have to worry about it.