Scott Adams
Scott Adams
Scott Raymond Adamsis an American cartoonist, creator of the Dilbert comic strip and the author of several nonfiction works of satire, commentary, business, and general speculation...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionCartoonist
Date of Birth8 June 1957
CityWindham, NY
CountryUnited States of America
beauty bunch employees environment ideas infinite office room run ways work
I don't think I'm ever going to run out of ideas, ... The beauty of the office environment is that you put a bunch of dysfunctional employees in one room and they will find new ways to be dysfunctional that you could never imagine. I think I have an infinite well of ideas to work from.
home office easier
Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist - you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier.
thinking office mind
Have you ever noticed that things that don’t kill you make you weaker? And great minds don’t think alike. If they did, the patent office would only have about fifty inventions. I started getting suspicious when I cried over spilt milk and the cashier took it off my bill.” - Wally
thinking office mind
Great minds don't think alike. If they did, the Patent Office would only have about fifty inventions.
help knew needed regardless surgical
I knew from the get-go I was going to help out, regardless of what he needed, even if he needed surgical intervention, I knew I was going to help him out,
actual convinced
I'm not convinced that there is actual gluten in the fries.
cool great people smart time work
I've had a great time, ... I don't get to work with this many smart people all at the same time on one cool thing very often.
matter watching
No matter where you are, someone is going to be watching you.
matter smart spend
No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an idiot.
faith loss randy
Not having Randy in the backfield is a loss but I have a lot of faith in Zach,
allowing art creativity knowing mistakes oneself
Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
worry
You can hose it down and never have to worry about it.
favorite gadget home theatre
Dilbert's favorite gadget is his home theatre system.
against behind good line offense offensive run running rushed strong yards
Cordova's offense is very balanced. They have a strong offensive line and like to run first behind a real good ninth-grade running back. He rushed for over 200 yards against Parrish. Their quarterback can run and throw.