Scott Adams
Scott Adams
Scott Raymond Adamsis an American cartoonist, creator of the Dilbert comic strip and the author of several nonfiction works of satire, commentary, business, and general speculation...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionCartoonist
Date of Birth8 June 1957
CityWindham, NY
CountryUnited States of America
book love-you reading
If you're following the news, you know that the major religions differ in their interpretation of the holy books. For example, one way to interpret God's will is that you should love your neighbor. An alternate reading of the holy books might lead you to rig a donkey cart with small mortar rockets and aim it at a hotel full of infidels. In summary, po-tay-to, poh-tah-to. Religions are very flexible.
love valentines-day food
I love you like a fat kid loves cake!
love fall skulls
God designs people's emotions so you fall in love with people who, in return, wouldn't even use your hollowed-out skull for a spittoon.
love-you fighting hunting
If you work in the city long enough, it begins to deal with you on a personal level. Streets reveal their moods. Sometimes the signal light loves you. Sometimes they fight you. When you're hunting for a new building, you hope the city is on your side. You have to use a little bit of thinking--you might call it the process of elimination--and you need a little bit of instinct, but not too much of either. If you think too hard, you overshoot your target and end up at the Pier or the Tenderloin. If you relax and let the city help, the destination does all the work for you.
love inspirational life
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
help knew needed regardless surgical
I knew from the get-go I was going to help out, regardless of what he needed, even if he needed surgical intervention, I knew I was going to help him out,
actual convinced
I'm not convinced that there is actual gluten in the fries.
cool great people smart time work
I've had a great time, ... I don't get to work with this many smart people all at the same time on one cool thing very often.
matter watching
No matter where you are, someone is going to be watching you.
matter smart spend
No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an idiot.
faith loss randy
Not having Randy in the backfield is a loss but I have a lot of faith in Zach,
allowing art creativity knowing mistakes oneself
Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
worry
You can hose it down and never have to worry about it.
favorite gadget home theatre
Dilbert's favorite gadget is his home theatre system.