Scott Adams
Scott Adams
Scott Raymond Adamsis an American cartoonist, creator of the Dilbert comic strip and the author of several nonfiction works of satire, commentary, business, and general speculation...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionCartoonist
Date of Birth8 June 1957
CityWindham, NY
CountryUnited States of America
jobs work hard
If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.
jobs dilbert theme
'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.
jobs done
The job isn't done until you've blamed someone for the parts that went wrong.
dog jobs airplane
In the future, airplanes will be flown by a dog and a pilot. And the dog's job will be to make sure that if the pilot tries to touch any of the buttons, the dog bites him.
jobs food yogurt
Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.
funny jobs expectations
Crackpot is an excellent job because the expectations are so low. No one ever tells crackpots that they should be doing more.
jobs people empowering
I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles.
help knew needed regardless surgical
I knew from the get-go I was going to help out, regardless of what he needed, even if he needed surgical intervention, I knew I was going to help him out,
actual convinced
I'm not convinced that there is actual gluten in the fries.
cool great people smart time work
I've had a great time, ... I don't get to work with this many smart people all at the same time on one cool thing very often.
matter watching
No matter where you are, someone is going to be watching you.
matter smart spend
No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an idiot.
faith loss randy
Not having Randy in the backfield is a loss but I have a lot of faith in Zach,
allowing art creativity knowing mistakes oneself
Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.