Scott Adams
Scott Adams
Scott Raymond Adamsis an American cartoonist, creator of the Dilbert comic strip and the author of several nonfiction works of satire, commentary, business, and general speculation...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionCartoonist
Date of Birth8 June 1957
CityWindham, NY
CountryUnited States of America
business clothes important
Your business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.
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You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you she's only making 80 cents to your dollar. It's the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles.
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We're just looking at commercial and industrial land in transitional areas.
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Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.
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It fascinates me that there are people like that, and they're allowed to vote.
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It does represent a new way of living in the valley. It's not new in America. We're just catching up with the rest of the country in terms of a vertical lifestyle.
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I'm honest with our team and tell them when the game will be difficult or when I think we can win by two or three touchdowns. This game will be difficult, but I think we can win any game on our schedule.
business mind toward training
My training is in business and economics, so my mind gravitates toward the business model,
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My brain doesn't register it as drawing. The feeling of friction across the glass is different.
ahead game guys hands leaders toughest win
Our guys know they are about to play the toughest game on our schedule. We know what is ahead of us with seeding and the playoffs. But all that is in the hands of our leaders and veterans. If they want to go out and win these games, then they can.
focusing games improved last team thinking tough vastly
We are not thinking about two games right now. We are focusing on Cordova this week. We have to go there and that is a tough place to go. They are a vastly improved team from last season. But we won't back down from the challenge.
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Tyler Phillips will also get more carries this week. He has made some big chunks of yards this season when given the chance.
crazy discourage people
Crazy personalities work, which is why people do it, but most manufacturers discourage it.
actual convinced
I'm not convinced that there is actual gluten in the fries.