Scott Adams
Scott Adams
Scott Raymond Adamsis an American cartoonist, creator of the Dilbert comic strip and the author of several nonfiction works of satire, commentary, business, and general speculation...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionCartoonist
Date of Birth8 June 1957
CityWindham, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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I don't think I'm ever going to run out of ideas, ... The beauty of the office environment is that you put a bunch of dysfunctional employees in one room and they will find new ways to be dysfunctional that you could never imagine. I think I have an infinite well of ideas to work from.
games ideas design
Ideas are cheap. A dime a dozen, as they say. It's the implementation that's important! The trick isn't just to have a computer game idea, but to actually create it!
mistake ideas great-idea
This happens to me: I have this great idea and then I make the mistake of telling someone else.
knowledge thinking ideas
One of the great things about being ignorant is that I often think my ideas are original. It's a wonderful feeling. That's why I try to avoid any knowledge that would spoil the sensation. Sometimes it isn't easy. People keep hurling knowledge at me, and I can't always duck.
science ideas rooms
Science is a good thing. News reporters are good things too. But it's never a good idea to put them in the same room.
funny-work ideas assassins
If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it.
color ideas looks
There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color.
ideas rewards execution
Good ideas have no value because the world already has too many of them. The market rewards execution, not ideas.
ideas people want
There's no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people's. If you want someone to like your idea, tell him he said it first last week and you just remembered it.
religious ideas people
The core belief that drives terrorism is the notion of a "holy place," along with the idea that some people belong there and other people don't. That's why the only solution to terrorism is for religious scholars to hold a global summit to agree on the definition of "holy place." Once they agree on a definition, it will be easier to mock it into submission.
years ideas political
I keep hearing the argument that some things are constitutional while other things are not. The idea is that we should be in favor of all the things that were decided over 200 years ago by a bunch of slave-owning cross-dressers who pooped in holes.
ideas design execution
Ideas are worthless. Execution is everything.
gadgets seemed
I used to be into gadgets but it just seemed gadgets got boring.
fallen floor gotten literally sound
I've literally gotten out of my chair, lain on the floor and fallen sound asleep,