Scott Adams
Scott Adams
Scott Raymond Adamsis an American cartoonist, creator of the Dilbert comic strip and the author of several nonfiction works of satire, commentary, business, and general speculation...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionCartoonist
Date of Birth8 June 1957
CityWindham, NY
CountryUnited States of America
ahead game guys hands leaders toughest win
Our guys know they are about to play the toughest game on our schedule. We know what is ahead of us with seeding and the playoffs. But all that is in the hands of our leaders and veterans. If they want to go out and win these games, then they can.
bad convention guiding guys principles run work
He used to be a lawyer. It's a different set of guiding principles at work there. Personally, I wouldn't want to run into any of these guys at the big convention after I said something bad about them.
behind case characters describe funnier guy
If you read it for a while, you feel like you know the guy behind it, and that makes it funnier for me. The characters are unbelievably well-defined. I've often made the case that if you can't describe the character in one or two words, then it's not going to work. And he does that.
knowing guy doubt
The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. Sure, there's a lot more living to go, but there isn't much doubt that I'll always be the 'Dilbert guy.' Unless I go on a crime spree, in which case I'll be that stabbin Dilbert guy.
years guy important
You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you she's only making 80 cents to your dollar. It's the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles.
gadgets seemed
I used to be into gadgets but it just seemed gadgets got boring.
fallen floor gotten literally sound
I've literally gotten out of my chair, lain on the floor and fallen sound asleep,
favorite gadget home theatre
Dilbert's favorite gadget is his home theatre system.
against behind good line offense offensive run running rushed strong yards
Cordova's offense is very balanced. They have a strong offensive line and like to run first behind a real good ninth-grade running back. He rushed for over 200 yards against Parrish. Their quarterback can run and throw.
against behind good line offense offensive run running rushed strong yards
Cordova's offense is very balanced, ... They have a strong offensive line and like to run first behind a real good ninth-grade running back. He rushed for over 200 yards against Parrish. Their quarterback can run and throw.
bounce compete eventually exciting football good gotten level program state stay team top tradition
Cordova is a team with a good football tradition of state titles. They aren't going to stay down very long and will eventually bounce back. It's exciting that our program has gotten to the level where we can compete with other top programs.
allowing art creativity knowing mistakes oneself
Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
across brain feeling friction glass register
My brain doesn't register it as drawing. The feeling of friction across the glass is different.
allowed fascinates people scholars-and-scholarship
It fascinates me that there are people like that, and they're allowed to vote.