Scott Adams
Scott Adams
Scott Raymond Adamsis an American cartoonist, creator of the Dilbert comic strip and the author of several nonfiction works of satire, commentary, business, and general speculation...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionCartoonist
Date of Birth8 June 1957
CityWindham, NY
CountryUnited States of America
stupid funny-but-true degrees
I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees.
funny-work ideas assassins
If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it.
funny travel new-york
No matter how many times I visit New York City, I am always struck by the same thing - a yellow taxicab.
funny humor cat
As a fan, I'm distraught, but as a cartoonist looking at new vacant spaces in 2400 newspapers, well, behind me, my cats are dancing a conga line.
funny witty kids
I never knew what an engineer did for a living when I was a kid. I still don't.
funny-work marketing lines
There's a fine line between marketing and grand theft.
funny jobs expectations
Crackpot is an excellent job because the expectations are so low. No one ever tells crackpots that they should be doing more.
funny business damage
The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.
funny smart stupid
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
gadgets seemed
I used to be into gadgets but it just seemed gadgets got boring.
fallen floor gotten literally sound
I've literally gotten out of my chair, lain on the floor and fallen sound asleep,
favorite gadget home theatre
Dilbert's favorite gadget is his home theatre system.
against behind good line offense offensive run running rushed strong yards
Cordova's offense is very balanced. They have a strong offensive line and like to run first behind a real good ninth-grade running back. He rushed for over 200 yards against Parrish. Their quarterback can run and throw.
against behind good line offense offensive run running rushed strong yards
Cordova's offense is very balanced, ... They have a strong offensive line and like to run first behind a real good ninth-grade running back. He rushed for over 200 yards against Parrish. Their quarterback can run and throw.