Scott Adams
Scott Adams
Scott Raymond Adamsis an American cartoonist, creator of the Dilbert comic strip and the author of several nonfiction works of satire, commentary, business, and general speculation...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionCartoonist
Date of Birth8 June 1957
CityWindham, NY
CountryUnited States of America
food wedding-anniversary wife
The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th.
love valentines-day food
I love you like a fat kid loves cake!
food exercise weight-loss
If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy.
jobs food yogurt
Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.
running food firsts
The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.
life food men
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.
help knew needed regardless surgical
I knew from the get-go I was going to help out, regardless of what he needed, even if he needed surgical intervention, I knew I was going to help him out,
actual convinced
I'm not convinced that there is actual gluten in the fries.
cool great people smart time work
I've had a great time, ... I don't get to work with this many smart people all at the same time on one cool thing very often.
matter watching
No matter where you are, someone is going to be watching you.
matter smart spend
No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an idiot.
faith loss randy
Not having Randy in the backfield is a loss but I have a lot of faith in Zach,
allowing art creativity knowing mistakes oneself
Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
worry
You can hose it down and never have to worry about it.