Scott Adams
Scott Adams
Scott Raymond Adamsis an American cartoonist, creator of the Dilbert comic strip and the author of several nonfiction works of satire, commentary, business, and general speculation...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionCartoonist
Date of Birth8 June 1957
CityWindham, NY
CountryUnited States of America
stupid underestimate dilbert
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
children reason dilbert
Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.
jobs dilbert theme
'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.
dilbert weirdo
Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo
should-have dilbert should
I should have written that down. - Dilbert
night lasts dilbert
Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.
wisdom needs dilbert
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
wisdom problem dilbert
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
idiot dilbert danger
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
aggravation hallucinations dilbert
I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.
gadgets seemed
I used to be into gadgets but it just seemed gadgets got boring.
fallen floor gotten literally sound
I've literally gotten out of my chair, lain on the floor and fallen sound asleep,
favorite gadget home theatre
Dilbert's favorite gadget is his home theatre system.
against behind good line offense offensive run running rushed strong yards
Cordova's offense is very balanced. They have a strong offensive line and like to run first behind a real good ninth-grade running back. He rushed for over 200 yards against Parrish. Their quarterback can run and throw.