Scott Adams
Scott Adams
Scott Raymond Adamsis an American cartoonist, creator of the Dilbert comic strip and the author of several nonfiction works of satire, commentary, business, and general speculation...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionCartoonist
Date of Birth8 June 1957
CityWindham, NY
CountryUnited States of America
stupid underestimate dilbert
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
children reason dilbert
Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.
jobs dilbert theme
'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.
dilbert weirdo
Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo
should-have dilbert should
I should have written that down. - Dilbert
night lasts dilbert
Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.
wisdom needs dilbert
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
wisdom problem dilbert
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
idiot dilbert danger
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
aggravation hallucinations dilbert
I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.
best stir
When you find a big kettle of crazy, it's best not to stir it.
looking warm
This year, we are looking for a warm day in the 30s.
humor technology mail
I get mail; therefore I am.
business smart differences
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.